Almost Famous

I got my first drunken update from the guys in Ohiozona. I called to find out if the Jerk had brought back a rental to Blockbuster that I had let him borrow because I was on my way there. He replied, "You called me in Arizona to ask me about Clerks II, I'm busy hobnobbing."
The guys had been drinking in the bar at the Gators Hotel, and made fast friends with Sunshine's father. Sunshine, from what I gather is the 3rd string QB, behind Leak and Tebow, who has been playing Troy Smith on the scout team. From what I can gather they call him sunshine because he has long hair like Ronnie Bass, the QB from Remember the Titans.

Apparently, as can almost be seen in this crudely taken cell phone picture I was sent from Ray Kovacs, the Jerk or Bigfoot, snuck into a players only gathering sponsored by Xbox that players families couldn't get into. He left with a stomach full of Pizza and a handful of NCAA Football 07 copies.



Craig Mead, obviously having NEVER met my brother, took his Grimms brethren to an Oxygen bar. The limitless opportunities for cracking on him for this has me looking right pass the National Championship, and the Super Bowl right to Big Friends Weekend, when he'll be in Ashtabula to receive the abuse he so deserves for this lapse in judgement.

Before Jerk the last person to receive as much publicity for doing absolutely nothing was Laura Quinn. You may remember her from last years OSU vs. Notre Dame Fiesta Bowl. She is the sister of ND QB Brady Quinn, and also the Girlfriend of then Buckeye linebacking great AJ Hawk. She was on TV constantly during the week before and after the game, and was shown more during than any commercials. She wore this half n half jersey for the game and I am curious as to whether or not Jerk has sewn one up for himself.