Here's a picture of a new Ashtabula celebrity couple canoodling at the Locker Room. That of course is ASOs own Jerry (Lazy Anus) Lazanis in need of a room for himself and local starlet Mary Elliot. It's kind of funny, I have known Mary since she was probably 2, I was friends with her older brother Ian, and they used to live on my Aunt's block, very close to my Dad's store. Now all of a sudden she's hanging out with my friends.What's really aggravating about this whole thing is my inability to come up with a proper celebrity couple nickname. You've got Jary or Merry, either way it's not humorous outloud, although seeing Jary in print is funny to me. Well if any of you can come up with anything let me know.
****Update While we have yet to come up with a good nickname for the couple, Jay and I were able to gloss Laura's sister Stephanie with a new nickname that she has yet to hear. From this point forward Steph Jones will be known as Mos Steph.
